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Hello, I'm Kitty! And I'm sweet and pretty!
What a stroppy cow! Don't you think you look ridiculous!?
My new artificial teeth are, well, let me say a bit unorthodox.
Oh my gosh! At least you can use them. Look at mine. They are only painted. My health insurance didn't want to pay for more.
O dear, I don't believe what I see!
Must have been the last glass of whiskey yesterday night. I better shut my eyes again.
Grumpy today? Angry? You hate your life?
Just laugh at it and don't forget: Always look on the bright side of life, dudum, dudum...
Out of my way! Yum, yum. I'm going to eat you all!
"Take care. It's very steep here."
"Too late..."
"I've got this horrible herpes in my face. How embarrassing!"
"Honey, just put on some make up and nobody will notice your herpes."
"Hey sweet girl! I'm your prince charming."
"Don't hit on me. I'm a proper country house."
"Man, I'm so hungry!"
"Yeah, you ate my hair off." (German saying for eating somone out of his house and home)
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